Yes I see that, but didn't know his name before now. I seen the video ages ago and would sing it at work, loudly, to annoy everyone. I like it because it is so excruciatingly bad it is actually good . But I am a strange kind of guy, or so it has been said.

Yes I was drunk...and high...and horny. When we gonna fuck? Do you like brilliant men? You know you want me.

There are liberals in Montana? Are they there legally? I thought they'd have been run out by now. Austin Texas is pretty liberal right? See what I did there? "Liberal right?" Hardy har har!

Yes I know who Hunter S. Thompson is you self absorbed American fuck. Do you know who C.S Lewis is?

hey you...yes, good tidings to all...I bought some pine cones that are laced with a very strong cinnamon smell...did you put up any decorations...im barely getting into the xmas mood...

Do you accept friend request?

Awesome video Sasquatch

Who is gonna invite me over for Christmas 😌

Fuck you and your good tidings. I'll have a merry christmas if it fucking well suits me! If it doesn't, then I'll drink heavily, call the Samaritans and waste there time for four hours with some bullshit story of despair that I pulled out of my ass, expose myself to carolers, wait until the kids next door have finished making their snowman before attaching a carrot and two pieces of coal to it's crotch, make fun of my six year old cousin for believing in Santa, start a discussion about Israel/Palestine over Christmas dinner, put more bourbon than egg in the eggnog, tell racist jokes around the fire, accuse the mall Santa of groping by six year old cousin while he was sitting on his lap, use the turkey's head as a center piece at the dinner table, remind my family of all the starving Africans who have no food as they're opening their presents on christmas day and pass out drunk on my porch in a pool of my own vomit after soiling myself, so as to forever more disillusion an entire generation of young children in the neighborhood, with the idea of christmas. We are all entitled to our own kind of christmas you fucking fascist! 🖕