Please explain why you're as boring as dry toast? Are you incapable of having a little fun? You must be a demon in the sack (he says sarcastically)...I feel sorry for your partner.

Our kids would be better looking than his. Ok his wife is alive and I'm the only available option, would you have me then?

There's a nuclear apocalypse, all but two men are DEAD. Its your last chance to have sex. Your choice is between a 65 year old Smith and a 42 year old....me. Who do you choose?

cool song ♫

save some candy for me

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Everybody loves Robert Smith.. he's a damn genius. If you haven't figured that out by now you're an idiot.

Look at the state of that overgrown emo man child in your featured vid. Smith needs to do one of two things, either fuck off and die already or finish puberty.

Mommala does Halloween! 🎃