I'd be happy to, but you really think anyone wants to see you in your doughboy birthday suit? So...how many times are you going to say toodles before you eventually block me? lol

Now....I am off OUT, (you know, that place where there are real people to talk to) ...for a few beers with Shane, and while I am doing that, you will be desperately trying to resist the urge to respond to me...after saying toodles. You know it, I know it...because you have said toodles a hundred times over the years, but it's never....ever, truly toodles, is it? Goodnight.

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"As far as you "doing a number on me", I don't care what you do. I don't care about you. You are irrelevant to my life. I don't have the time or desire to interact with you in any way, shape, or form"

You say....after you've spent the past three hours on my page lol You just don't see yourself do you? You just don't see yourself at all. Don't you have anything better to be doing, like lounging on the couch in your underwear, signed into Porn Hub, getting high and turning your brain to mush? What a truly productive member of society you are. <<< sarcasm, I know how you yanks struggle with it. If the world lost another dope fiend today (you)...nobody would even notice. At least I can say that I'm trying, but you...you blow all your money on weed and open up accounts on every god damned video sharing website available. Seriously, consider self euthanizing, oh wait....that's right, you already are. In between pissing yourself at 3am.

Well you say toodles, but you and I both know that I am an itch that you simply MUST scratch lol

You're such a sad, pathetic, cuckold of a man that your wife won't even sleep in the same bed as you lol. In case anyone thinks that I just made that up, I will refresh your memory by reminding you that you told me that yourself.

First off, I am not your friend you incontinent ass wipe. Secondly, are you trying your best to make me laugh? If Sherrie loved you so much, then why did you never get the goods? lol...why did she abandon you for over two years, and why is she not now with you, but with someone else? Fucking lmao, yea....you're a real smooth operator aren't you.

The reason Sherrie is close with you now, is the same reason she was close with you in the past, because she uses you as an emotional trash can. She dates other men while treating you like the simp that you are. Yet I'm supposed to believe that she loves you? 🤣

As for shirtless photos, I have never posed shirtless for anyone...and even if I have and I don't recall, at least I can say that I've been asked to do so. If god forbid, you ever posed shirtless for a woman, she'd probably want to put you in the oven and bake you doughboy. lol

You are married and mark is not why is that.

A picture of me without my shirt on? I have never taken a picture of myself without my shirt on. So does this mean that your "trolling" is so shockingly piss poor, that now you have to make stuff up?

Oh I'm doing rather well these days on the dating apps, as it happens. As I recently told JP, I've met my female double recently, we have so much in common...and while I was chatting to her at 3am, receiving saucy yet thankfully tasteful one time videos from her on WhatsApp, you were sitting upright at 3am pissing your bed.

Reeling? Yes you'd like to believe that wouldn't you, just like you'd like to have everyone believe that you are in control of your bladder lol So tell me, does Tammy, Tammy, Tammy, Tammy, Tammy, Tammy, Tammy, Tammy, Tammy...change the sheets after you piss the bed, or do you?

Yes of course, peace is not an option for you, because your ego and your stubborn pride keep getting in the way. So go ahead and put me in my place. You've been at it awhile now and you're not showing any results.

Why was it that Sherrie never left me for you? Is it because you are an insufferable bore who never knows when to shut the fuck up? Because that's what she told me. Ok perhaps I'm paraphrasing here when I say "insufferable"...but she did imply that you're insufferable by constantly harping on about how you hogged the phone when she spoke to you, and here you are yet again...not knowing when to shut the fuck up.

What the fuck are you talking about? I haven't cloned you, you deranged fuckwit. You and Nathan cloned me. So...Mr. Pudgy Michelin man, you reckon a decrepit old Pillsbury Doughboy looking fucker like you could take me? I'm in my prime, well...maybe just a little bit past it, but you are well past it. I mean...you can't even threaten me properly....you'd beat me "senselessly"? lmao

Give it over will you, you think you can take me, YOU PISS IN YOUR BED lol You're incontinent, you don't even have control over your own bladder and yet here you are trying to act like a fucking tough guy lol You're fooling no one but yourself. So put a fucking sock in it you bed wetting geriatric.

So you plan on white knighting Lynn every time I take the piss out of her? Well I can promise you that you'll have your hands full, because I am going to keep you VERY busy you prick. MARK....my words.

Good morning pal! Four-legged mischief makers, hmm, like felines i suppose that might climb a tree to see if there could be a birdie to dine on or a particular ornament that be a turn-on! Yep, our kitty gives me a weirdass look when i erect our three-piece fake tree;)

Hope that storm goes away soon! Stay safe!!