LOL there's two possibilities here. Either you are backtracking to cover up your mistake, or....that was some epic fucking trolling!

Me ? fucked up ? Nigger shut cho mouf !

He is the German Shorthaired Pointer , not a pug. no need for a vet. but it will take 3 days for the nail to fall off. just the nub of the quick is left . this dog has a criminal record for biting so i'm already shining by adopting him .

ARRRRRGH!!!! Jesus Gus!! You made the cardinal sin of thinking that Ireland is a part of the UK, while talking to an Irishman. You never do that!! Ireland is still very much in the EU.

Not long now....ull be like a settler on the Oregon trail but heading sth instead of west...got yer shotgun n six shooter n dog n ur all set 2 roll...just watch out 4 them Injuns....

Crevo is dead. His African ex-wife texted me this morning to say he burned to death in his sleeping bag.

The good news is, his pet hamster that he used to shove up his arse escaped with only 60 degree burns, and is likely to make a full recovery. He's left it to you in his will, so you can shove it up your arse too. Beaner faggot.

damn!! …a fat cokehead, huh??

lol well tbh, that’s not even close to the worst thing she’s called me ^.^

but imo it’s whatever …I don’t let her disordered psychological issues bother me (✿◠‿◠)

I'm sitting with my GSP Bandit at the mo . he tore a dew claw yesterday and is in pain , i can't do nyting with it coz he will pain bite me. we read each other rly well .

And send me a PM if you want, as long as it's not a picture of your shrivelled up little brown cock, coz I'll probably mistake it for your head.

Oh, so now you want peace, you little disgruntled wig wearing beaner fuckwad? Well you can go fuck yourself you stinking little gobshite! I'll finally have peace when you're buried underneath my fucking patio with a Confederate flag planted up your arsehole and another one planted down your throat. Me and the rest of the Klan will enjoy drinking beers and pissing on your shallow grave! Cunt!!!!

Only kidding dickhead. Jajaja. I'm not at war with anyone here, and like most people I'm just here for the trolling and the lulz. I love everyone equally, except for Ned. That prick is dead to me now!

To be honest, anyone that takes this shit seriously is either a moron, a vindictive bastard, or a combination of both.