Hello Mr Troll. Not my birthday yet but thanks anyway : )

The most epic Trump anthem and video to pump you up for the inauguration!

hello nigger what you doing

I always found Dwayne Johnson hot despite the rumours of him being a diva onset.his first wife Dani did have a manly face though

I can totally see the rock being a sloppy bottom if he wasn’t a A list public figure.his mannerism scream power bottom.since he is a narc he would prolly be one of those fuckers who fuck their son since he sees a lot of himself in said son

You think that was a wet dream?I dreamt a long time ago that Dwayne Johnson was my biological father and the village king and I cheated on him with Cory Monteith which made him jealous

And the kicker here is…it was a past life memory or atleast it felt like one(he Polynesian culture was oral meaning the telephone game is guaranteed to occur and it was abit more lgbt friendly before the missionaries came)

what will u do if ur other bones start randomly breaking...what if its chronic?....

she'll be right...dont worry bout it......

u should cheer up...it could be worse....it couldve been me....

Legally France can not annex Monaco unless the Grimaldi family doesn’t have a male heir(yes that is written in their judicial system)

The future isn’t written in stone…if Prince Albert never had a son then I’m sure Monaco will be annexed and there might be some real estate for you but that’s speculation at this point though I’m certain it won’t be cheap,maybe only cheaper than it was before the annexation

Why I brought up England is because North England is cheap(atleast from the interview that David Firth did )

I’m sure France has a jus sanguinis clause in their immigration system so you can live in the French Riviera.it is still apart of E.U meaning its richer than Britain as of now.hell I read a article talking about how descendants of Huguenots may be eligible for French citizenship and they were expelled hundreds of years ago