Word on the street is that Charlie Sheen is a pedo boy lover.

beth will like that comment of you saying the f word to your sisters kids lol

Your sister would kill you :)

Yeah I bet you don't swear to the kids : )

Do you like babysitting? I'd look after my nephews when they were kids, I was always the daft Uncle : )

We are all fucked.

The technology has been invented.

China manipulating the weather and earthquakes.

looks like ned past out lol

Turkey is a bunch of rubble. New Zealand would be your best bet.