u wot m8?

Are you drinking cloudy pish?

Robots in de skies. Raggamuffin.

You just don't want to see me with massive abs.

... Egypt ? ;)

Definitely not a monk. I'd much rather be a Nordic warrior. With abs.

didn't you say you were going on holiday to the mediterranean because of women ?
... womens are overrated, two small dogs and a camping trailer are fine too ! - haha ;)

I could never stay in a monastery. they've outlawed wanking.

i know people like johnny, there is nothing left to save, he is brain dead - no pity ! ;)

... when are you going to spain - ALEX ?
you will find the rich widows in spring and autumn at the beach bar ^^

Why the fuck would I visit a monastery?