The Turd is dead's channel

But nuns don't have dicks.

David told me that he deleted the accounts of all the no job good for nothing unemployed members in his site. Moving forward he only want handsome young professionals that can handle several chicks are a time . You are not invited.. too exclusive !

how do you know about staying at seedy gay motels unless you stayed in out yourself much lately huh? maybe you and Ned playing the ookie cookie?

Hello I want you to have a great rest of your week :)

what are you talking about?

I dont think there is a great deal of difference between our food, the English breakfast is more or less the same as the Irish one , Sunday roast, fish and chips, though we dont do the mushy peas with it... and yea I love a Chinese.

Jacob's gonna ban you for stealing his gf.

Too much to put on one channel...I like all sorts of stuff, sweet dishes / cakes would be way down the list though.

It's all shit.

Hug?

will u share her?

Mark says you got bummed in a McDonald's toilet.

lol I call bullshit

So I see that you got absolutely nowhere with Laura.

How's the imagination?...I mean harem.