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Did you watch the interview with nutmeg and the prince formerly known as Henry?

u've asked me that before, no I am not

yea I doubt they would come here if they were inferior, so I guess we'd be fkd

Scottish and full of butter YES!

The white ones are a bit sickly for me. Do you like proper shortbread?

Ever tried the Cadbury's Fingers? I'm addicted to those. Very nice.

A normal custard tart is lovely. They've stopped selling them at the Co-op : (

oh its lovely with a fry.....far nicer than black.

Chunky cream cheese should NOT be used as lubricant. Are you fucking mad?

no idea what they would look like Alex, but what you said on Neds about us being the Aliens and coming here, I doubt that very much, look how long it took us to evolve into what we are now, having come from the primordial soup

Never had one of those. I've had a Manchester tart.

that was a joke btw.....

Alex, who do u think is more boring? You...or Ned?

I dont think he is gay like that !

I hate black pudding, I like white though