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Mud wrestling naked midgets with massive black dildos. Dennis couldn't handle it.

Pole Dancing midgets dressed in a fetching Hogwarts uniform? Fucking hell Alex, I like your style.

Beef curry fried rice YES! How would you keep me entertained for the evening? Do you own any circus animals or midgets?

I want to come and visit your house! I'd use your toilet and everything. Would you get a curry for supper?

Come to your house for a drink?

Whats cooking with you sweetheart

If you had a girlfriend would you prefer her to be shaven?

Do you shave your balls like AtJap?

You've seen my beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes pics. I couldn't be more white. Are you Turkish with a big hairy back?

I haven't been keeping up at all. Is Klopp struggling do you think?

Liverpool are terrible this season without Van Dike(?)

Big hugs for Alex! Have you been keeping up with the football?

The red lips died. I'm a dickhead now. You can still kiss me...

Evening Alex!

give the rugrat a can oif beer and knock her out lol...... Just kidding