Is that your day too? We love the life of Riley : )

Evening Slabs! I've slept all day. Gonna be a hot and sweaty night. How's you?

What a total fucking cunt! v v

Ned is pretending he's out in the sunshine, living life to the max. He'll probably come back and tell you that he was dipping his head in to a fresh mountain stream on some remote mountain in Cheshire, and swimming naked in a beautiful blue lake with a family of otters.

In reality, he's sitting on his burst couch, watching his electric meter burn through the last 14 pence, praying he has enough electric so he can have a cup of tea in the morning.

Shut the fuck up bitch!

morning Nigger!

gotta make sure they got a disability pension 1st.....

thats the plan....

Morning Princess!

You have 2 tickets to see Terry Griffithithiths? Can I come with you?