Ringleader of the tormentors's channel

Wake up. Sleeping hurts the eyes.

England's women's football team are celebrating having won the European Championship, which is adorable. Give them another 24 hours of popping Champagne corks, then they can shut the fuck up and get back to ironing, breast feeding and complaining about lack of freshness down there, innit?

4p off the price of bread that went up 20p last week. But yay, the LGBTQ are finally being represented so it's all good!

How's the foot coming on?

The world is coming to an end. Hard times down the road!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vps1bCs8aLk

I'm sober now. Gonna have a break : )

neds drunk again....thats everyday this yr.......

honestly, ned has the worst taste in music......i dunno where he finds all those terrible relics.....

Hello Slabs. I'm really really drunk.

i never woulda picked u as being younger than ned.....

ewwwww r u really 55?.....

well the key word is "again" ,i am 55 ted !

I want details.

Why do you say that?

So are you gonna be 50 soon?