Ron Jeremy was definitely a psyop back in the day.

After scrolling through dozens of porn thumbnails and finally settling on one that looked good, there was nothing more disheartening than stroking your cock while watching some hot as fuck blond 25 year old bobbing on a cock and playing with her massive tits. Then just at the moment when your balls tighten and you start to feel the start of the explosion, the camera cuts to the cum face of Ron Jeremy, that little pot bellied Mexican midget with a dodgy tasher and a body like Pee-wee Herman.

Kids, if you're reading this, DO NOT WATCH PORN!!!! IT WILL RUIN YOU!!!!

Mike fucking Hallet!

Come on then. Ask me anything.

Fucking snooker quiz!?

Love is Love Tirth World Nigger .

the world is going irish....its mad as fk.....

BREAKING NEWS: The brother of Phillip Schofiled has released a statement from behind bars, where he's currently serving a sentence of 12 years for child sex offences.

His statement read "While I may be a notorious nonce, at least I managed to fuck children through my looks and charm alone. My dirty rat bastard brother had to use his status and fame to molest his victims. I therefore wish to distance myself from him completely. He's now dead to me."

Morning Slabs! What's happening?

its the Gay'lick way......

Phillip Schofield ate my cock.