Fun Fact number 2: Ned was a child model for Dolce & Gabbana when he was 5 years old. He only got the job because he had blond hair and his sister pimped him out to the entire board room. After a decade of being abused by every faggot in the industry, they finally let him go when he went bald at the age of 15.

Rumour has it that Elton John paid 15 quid to spend a night with him in room 666 at the Marriot Hotel in Chester.

Never worn leather trousers, they'd get smelly fast. I'm oldskool denim jeans and tea shirt. You seem to be a sensible grey, no-nonsense trousers man. Crew cut with sideburns...?

How would you annoy Jeremy Vine if you could do anything?

dont throw snow on my lawn....muddafuk....

people stress out in the city, i stay away from people . that guy was a bad shot .

just goes 2 show how pissweak 9mm is...had 2 come back with an ar.....

I hate Jeremy Vine too. Smug as fuck.

Philip Schofield because he fakes being kind. WBU?

yes i hear the scots r a dreary mob.....

bryan does carry on doesnt he.....