Afternoon sugar lips.

Fun Fact: Ned appeared on FunHouse in 1992, when he was 13 years old. He raped the funhouse twins, shaved Pat Sharp's mullet with a machete, whipped his little cock out on camera and waved it at the audeince, and then stabbed 3 members of the production crew with a swiss army knife.

The episode was never aired.

In a shocking turn of events, Bryan's admitted to dreaming of Brad Pitt facials. The dodgy Scottish twat!

Afternoon honey flower. What's happening?

Ha! You total Gimp : )

I'm calling bullshit. Ned hasn't left his house since 1984.

Afternoon sugar bunny. When you go to sleep at night, ever wish that you don't wake up, or is that just me? FUCK!

Yay it's Saturday!

Ned said you sent him a keyring from Florida? Word on the street is that he was expecting a kilo of Miami's finest?

You never fail to disappoint!

I'm reminiscing with Bryan about our raving days. Were you a fan of dancing back in the day?