Ned is trying to muscle in on your turf. End him.

Ha Reg Holdsworth. I used to love that era of Coronation Street. It's amazing how many soap starts do absolutely fuck all after they leave the street or EastEnders. Do you ever watch the soaps nowadays? I suppose being Irish you avoid soap at all costs.

Ha Reg Holdsworth. I used to love that era of Coronation Street. It's amazing how many soap starts do absolutely fuck all after they leave the street or EastEnders. Do you ever watch the soaps nowadays? I suppose being Irish you avoid soap at all costs.

Curly fucking Watts? I would have shagged that Mathew Marsden first. Can't remember his characters name but well worth a bumming.

Maybe not more Christian in the organised religion kind of way, but more spiritual. Do you think there's something after death?

Do you find yourself becoming more Christian as you get older?

Yeah I'm the same. It's how you die that matters. If I could just turn off a switch I'd have done it a long time ago.

Ken Barlow would be crying like a girl walking to the electric chair. Are you scared of dying?

Yeah I suppose you're right about Ken Barlow. He used to be a school teacher too. 70% chance he was a pedo.

Nice Top Ten. Ian Huntly and Bono I can agree with, but what's Ken Barlow ever done?