Ringleader of the tormentors's channel

I wish we all loved each other. Apart from the French. No one likes the French.

oh excuse me 4 ignoring u about car stuff......

Morning honey bubbles It's all a fucked up MESS!

Are you mad at me?

Stop playing hard to get!

Gus is BURNING! Can you smell that meat? That's gonna be so tender. Our Apocalypse BBQ is coming together nicely xx

The media and Government say they're economic immigrants looking for a better life. They could also become the enemy in a civil war. The media are pushing it.

Soldiers boating over the channel and they are not British.

Only drank 3 pints playing snooker. Went to the pub and had about 5 more before going home. I was quite drunk : ) There was wine for coming home to but I'd had enough. Are you still completely Dry?

Hello, slapper

i put the bricks n step ladder there 2 keep the feral horses from reaching over the fence n eating my plants while im not there....the cunts ate my apricot tree n silver birch trees that were inside the fence, ill rig up a electric fence when i go back....maybe theyll roll a ankle if they try it again......

It's about time you woke up. The outside bathtub is filled to the brim.

How's you?

I won the snooker 2-2. Things are looking up. I have wine but I've stopped drinking. On my third of cup of tea. See, I'm becoming SENSIBLE! : )

Wake up, Slabs!