I had to bring a spare Jack Daniels. Just in case...

I won't get drunk. Mostly.

I'll organise the arm wrestling tournament. Winner gets a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Keep me away from the spirits. I hate fighting.

We'll all be dead soon. I blame the Jews. I'm not in my 50s you old twat. Isn't it your 50th soon? Invite me to your birthday party. I wont annoy the guests.

ned weighs 13 stone....yet is only 4'11......

Ha! BG! : )

I'm much better now. Just had the man flu for a few days. Back to normal now. Could have been a phantom covid thing.

PS. I'm 13 stone of pure beef. Very little fat. Biatch.

i paid his neighbor, a mr kahn 2 steal the delivery from the chemist outa neds mail box......n then tip them down the toilet n make a tiki tok vid of it.........

Ted has the snots .

prob due 2 him having a non irish surname.....