The Rob Roy sword fight was good. Never seen that before.

Hey princess. Are you up?

Murky inc? That's pretty gay to be honest. Sleep on it and get back to me.

Stop being a prick! Seeing as nobody wants you in their trolling gang, how about me and you start our own? We're clearly the most popular people on here. What should we call it, and who should we go after first?

You were almost funny last night. What happened between now and then? I'm thinking about smashing your fucking head in with a hammer, just to please Sierra. She gets off on hammer murders.

Why are you so concerned with my bumhole?

Your fucking haircut is superfluous.

How much did your gardener take for that?

You're a supper without chips.

Sierra wants my bumhole. I'd hotwax it for the lulz.

Try not to dwell on it mate. Some mysteries are best left unsolved? I'll tell you if you invite the lads over for a party.