Where do you get water from?

Is she the chick that got you off the hook when you exposed yourself to a baby kangaroo? She's a keeper for sure.
I bet she flashed her minge at the judge. That's what I'd do if I had a minge that looked like your moustache.

Why have got a female lawyer? Are you fuckin stoopid or something?

I like your safari suit. Have you ever worn it while making love to your hand?

I thought that too

Jesus Christ, Mark wasn't kidding when he said you were fucking stupid? And he's as fucking stupid as a downsyndrome baby with dyslexia.

Nobody can see our private conversations. The group with me, you and Ned in it, can only be seen by us three. If I send you a message, it can only be seen by me and you. It has end to end encryption as well, so intelligence agencies can't monitor it? Although the app is owned by Facebook, so I'm guessing THEY can see it, if they really wanted to, but there would be some legal technicalities there for sure?

Change your settings so that nobody can see when you're online, then you're good to go.

I reckon it'll be about £15

Those videos aren't mine. I've tried to get rid but I can't. Don't know why they are there.

Did your find out how much the phone call cost?

Where can I see these pics? Do you still have the specs and moustache in them? You specky fucking ballbag.

He prolly would have accepted the charges. He's that deperate to talk to another human being? I hear his sister does all his shopping for him, and cleans his skiddy y-fronts twice a month?