Can you change your bg for a bit? My eyes aren't great ando can't read anyth6 x

Muahahaha. Your phone bill is going to be bigger than your chin, you absolute cunt. You could have talked dirty to Ned for free if you called him on Whatsapp.

What's happening anyway matey? Has you caravan collapsed on you, and your lying crushed under a pile of fucking rubble?

Wake the fuck up!

Hello 👋

Ha badslabber calling the police x

I don’t want to put my phone number into that app … that’s too much for me lol

ok I’m leaving work finally & will talk to you lovely people tomorrow ❤️

such a monumental night for the 2 of you x

lol

did he sound how you thought he was gonna sound?

No extra cost? That's good.

Nice speaking with you. Friend.