i got a cigar... im cheating lol

brb...

badslabber said u can move in with him as an unpaid manservant....jeevesmissingteeth....

do u have a tent, sleeping bag, fire lighting stuff, canned beans, water, rain gear, a bike, stout footwear, solar battery charger, fishing tackle, torches/flashlites, knives, suicide pills in ur go bag?....

brb...

on my 8th beer and im ready to tear your sock account a new asshole!

BRB

Nah bro. Can't belive you don't remember it?

i was out on the buggy with Karma .

r u digging a fallout shelter in ur garden?....

I miss the good old days, when you could abuse everyone equally.

i dont mind rain n mist but i hate really windy weather...

I need more entertainment ! I neeed Trump!

its blowing a fucking gale again....im worried my pine tree i planted could snap even though i got it braced up....its def not going outside weather.....

more love?...thats how u end up with monkeypox....then all the orgy loving fag leathermen cry "oh pls save us".....n we say......."nooooo, u made ur bed now lay in it n dont dare come the fuck near me".....

ull be drafted in2 the home guard like in dads army n ull be like that gay bank clerk that always got called "u stupid boy" by capt mainwearing.....

on my 6th beer and ive survived most of the day without smoking lol

nancy is gonna get all those green haired genderless faggs drafted in2 the army 2 get blown up n raped 2 death by nasty russians n small dicked chinamen.....in a way its not such a bad thing...

you are all drugged up on your tablets! I feel like i am talking to a heroin addict lol

they are cans and you just have to take them out before they freeze