Of course mate. Nothing changes, except the climate apparently. The number I have for you ends in 88? Are you still living in the Chester, the arsehole of England? I've missed ya, you horrible little cunt!

The rest is history!

For some reason I was thinking about you today, and wondered what my favourite degenerate was up to, and if he was still alive? I've tried phoning you over the years when I've been pished out of my skull and desperate for someone to talk me out of suicide, but some African has your old phone number. I was so pished one night that I ended up talking to her and her mates for about two hours. I kept asking where you were. I thought you'd shacked up with a darkie?! Anyway, I got home tonight, sparked open a beer, done a search for your name, found your old youtube channel and your old twitter channel (where you follow Stephen Fry and the Guardian), then I found you on this fucking place!

What is this place? It feels like YouTube back when it was good. Are we allowed to mock disabled children on here?

NedsScottishHero-----> sounds like a ned sock account loll

No shit! Is that what you look like now? I don't have a name, most people just call me cunt. :)

so far its going well

Ned's Top Ten Moods OF ALL TIME v v

1. Despair.
2. Relentless Euphoria.
3. Edgy Contentment.
4. Hugs For Everyone (But Not You)
5. Sarcasm.
6. Friendly Banter
7. The Lambs... how they SCREAM!
8. Warm Nostalgia.
9. What about those Jews...?
10. Why aren't they all dead?

Ned, I can't believe you're still fucking alive! You must be about fucking 50 now! Still collecting the giro and trying to get in to Esthers pants? :)

got my beer,, i ordered 2 cases and he tried to give me just 1

Ned, I think cranky loves you
So does Baloo

i should have some tremendous farts on the new leather !

https://off-guardian.org/2022/07/30/occult-totalitarianism/

yes, it can be slept on ! leather with electric footrests and usb ports :)

i have a beer delivery coming up

no smoking for me :(

Got tablets?

Afternoon Ned. Nothing much, just chillin. You?

i'm good, getting ready to move 1 sofa out and a new one in . i hate work . how is the smoke ?

Yes! v v

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xga72eSHUKk