on my 4th beer..... i have to keep putting beers in the freezer cause the cases were delivered warm

i know theres no mtns between u n london....i was just trying 2 keep a stiff upper lip.....

I have a landline, I never use it

Are you sober?

chocolate..... yes i have found a new love for chocolate lately.... so underrated lol

its beer time..... i dont need to smoke! I have beeer!

This website, some toast crumbs and a pound coin.

yeah he types a lot of words but doesnt say much lol

your sock is a blabbermouth ned

I checked down the back of the fucking sofa, and there it was .

I also luv u

Talk soon old friend. Unless you die first.

Sieg Heil. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLE9G93fnNQ

Of course I'll stay in touch mate. You're not as funny as you used to be though, is it because you're sober and have no drugs? I always remember you were a right miserable bastard when you weren't high or drunk. :)

I'm gonna take off now mate, but I'll be back on over the weekend. Is there a private messaging thing here where I can ping over my number? I miss your heavy breathing down the line when you used to call me anonymously. I used to wank over that.

You too mate, I've genuinely missed you. Still remember you introduced me to this song... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwixk2TOHbs Don't know why it sticks in my head? And another one called "You're gonna die alone" with some ginger prick dressed as santa falling about drunk in London trying to kick pidgeons. Can't find it on YouTube now though?

Couldn't give a fuck about the new Prime Minister mate, they're still all controlled by the deep state, but I think Truss has it, the little warmongering bitch that she is!

Are you celebrating our reuinion by looking down the side of your settee to find enough money to buy some cheap paint stripper to drink?

I've mellowed out over the years and I'm not really a racist any more. I've accepted that Britain is finished. The sooner the better in my opinion though, because I still hate people in general. I want to see them suffer for what they allowed to happen. Not you though, you're still my favourite English twat. :)

I had 1 when I used to talk to you, he's 15 now! The drugs really have taken their toll on you?

I wouldn't recommend it. You have to buy school uniforms and shit. You've no idea how terrible it is walking past the carry out shop with a school uniform from Oxfam tucked under your arm, and looking at all the booze, knowing you can't afford it now.

Not a chance mate. Nobody's getting near my arm with that toxc shit.

Yeah, things are bad at the moment. Won't even be able to afford Tennents Super and Tesco value cider if things keep going this way. I'll have to start pimping out my children.

Nah, I think I spoke to you on another site after that, but can't remember. The years are just blurring in to each other. We'll be dead soon, but not as soon as the fucks that got vaccinated. Do you stare at your landline and try to use the power of your mind to make it ring, so that your neighbours think you're popular?

You still have a landline? Fuck me, it's 2022! Some of our best drunken conversations happened over that landline though. I wonder if MI5 still have the recordings?